I appreciate your existence and would consider letting you lick my penis
I’m sorry I haven’t seen you much lately; I’ve been busy with college and work. I know I should spend more time with you; and trust me, I will <3 I’m gonna take you out, and we’re gonna have the most amazing time together. And you know what? It’ll be sweeter than any other time we’ve spent together, since it’s been so long. When we get down, oh my we will get down. I’ll have the best time ever fingering you, and getting those sweet moans to come out. It’ll be a time of great pleasure <333333
Repeat it after me after me bitch, I come in the name of Jesus, by the power of the Holy Spirity. God Almighty, ruler of heaven and earth, and every goddamn thing in between.
i swear, these are the best things ever
THIS SHIT IS THE SHIT!
THE EFF?! WHY DIDN’T I EVER THINK OF THIS?! OMG. GENIUS.
LOL dying! Brb!
oh my god
LOL
Haha